Sunday, January 4, 2009

Tuft of Wonder

I recently stumbled upon the following post in the Craig's List Personals and have attached the above self portrait for comparison purposes.... The post was entitled "Tuft of Wonder:"

You always wore a yellow and maroon cap with the hand stitched initials "OP" on the front. Your subtle, unbuttoned flannel and hand-tailored black jeans perfectly outlines your manhood. Your sexy stubble and that wondrous shuffle in your Camper's up to the counter leaves me with a slime trail in my chair. Your presence has been missed at the cafe, I have noticed your absence and cannot wait your return. Next time you order your drink (a flat white if I overheard, correctly) I will be observing from afar.

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