Monday, January 19, 2009

Stanly: Landlord & Liquor Extraordinaire

This is my Landlord Stanly. He controls my heat, collects my rent, and has never given me a discount on anything in the liquor store he owns below. When I walked in this morning and asked about my mail (he refuses to install mailboxes) I found him surly drunk (it was 10:00am):

Willy- eets a fucking holiday man- some block guy- I HAVE A DREAM!!! I HAVE A DREAM!!!!-BANG BANG BANG- we'll see what Obama does- Jew guy told me to vote for him- no mail today Willy....

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